TEN REASONS TO DATE A PAINTBALLER:
1.) We always wear protection
2.) We dont mind getting down and dirty
3.) We have at least 12" barrels
4.) We don't mind spending alot of money at one place
5.) We have really fast fingers
6.) We can spray a ton and never get tired
7.) We know how to communicate
8.) We LOVE to be agressive
9.) We aren't afraid to dive face first into tight places
10.) We like to push hard but not so hard that we get hit.